The VALLECITO LEGEND
Our Community Newspaper, Website & Tour Guide
How You Know You're a Bachelor
When It's Winter in Vallecito
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“People who live in a small town don’t read the newspaper the next
morning to see what happened the day before.
They just read the newspaper to see who got caught at it!”
Author unknown
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“Sometimes, the most generous people
are those with the least means,
inviting you in for their supper,
to share a bowl of beans.”
Gary Courtney
Author, Photographer & historian
2003
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“There’s a saying that
you can tell a lot about a person by
the books they read.
My version is: You can tell a lot about a
person by
the heroes they have.
Some of mine are:
·
Will Rogers, for his brave wit,
humor and
common sense,
·
Benjamin Franklin, for his many
inventions and
statesmanship,
· Major John Wesley Powell, for his scientific contributions and exploration of the American West,
· The NASA Astronauts, the true “Survivors”, and
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“Big Jim” Whittaker,
the first American to climb Mount Everest,
and
the inspiration for my son's name.”
Gary Courtney
1991
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“A measure of true
character and charity is when people can put aside
their personal differences,
and band together to help another in crisis.”
Gary Courtney
2000
(Character was clearly shown in
the nationwide assistance efforts
for Gulf Coast hurricane victims, 2005.)
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"A comedian makes a joke to make a living.
A
politician makes a joke, and it becomes law!"
Will Rogers
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"A pseudo-intellectual is an extremely articulate person, who can rationalize
that night is day, but who ignores common sense or human nature."
Gary Courtney
From "The Evolution of Control -
Generation by Generation Expansion of
Government"
Copyright 1994 Gary D. Courtney in the Library of Congress
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"The
Solid Muldoon" Newspaper
of Ouray
from "The Ouray Primer" by David Day, in the
early 1890's
"God hates a coward, yet there are several of them engineering so called newspapers."
"There never was a brewery
boycotted, or a distillery's products called Unfair. They are all good or
better."
"What is a legislature?",
the child asked.
"In Colorado, it is a conglomeration of
Rural and Metropolitan Asses elevated by
Misguided Suffrage to positions intended by
the Constitution for Brains, Honor and Manhood", I replied.
Note:
David Day's western writing style in Ouray preceded the similar style,
by four years, of famous writer
Eugene Field, whose "Primer"
in the Denver Tribune credited Field with the style.
They were both
precursors of another famous writer of similar style to come in the 1930's -
Will Rogers.
After being appointed to the staff of Colorado Governor James B. Grant,
in 1883 and 1884, he was called "Colonel" Day.
His sharp pen and fearsome journalism got him into conflicts and lawsuits
many times. However, he always won out, because he spoke the truth, and
that is what many feared.
David Day's brave pen and sharp, coarse wit continued as the owner and
editor of The Solid Muldoon newspaper in Ouray, until March, 1892.
It was then Colonel Day moved his family and his newspaper
from Ouray to Durango.
At first, he published both a daily and a weekly edition. By July, 1892,
Day decided to consolidate the two newspapers into a building especially
for them on 8th Street.
In 1893, Colonel Day was appointed Indian Agent for the Southern Ute
Indians at the Ignacio reservation, by President Grover Cleveland.
He served in the position for over three years.
He was a member of no organizations, fearing association would be a
conflict of interest to his objective journalism, save one. Only two men
in all
the state of Colorado held the Medal of Honor Men of the Civil War -
General William Jackson Palmer,
owner of the Granite Peaks Ranch at Vallecito, and
"Colonel" David Day, who was only a teenage Private at the time!
David Frakes Day passed away in Durango, June 22, 1914, but he left a
longstanding legacy of courage to speak the truth in our society, and to
function as a much-needed conscience for those who went astray
from morals and ethics. Famous road builder and translator for Chief Ouray,
Otto Mears, spoke at his services, and was by the family's side throughout the
funeral proceedings in
Denver.
After being sold by son Dave Day in December, 1924, and sold again by
George W. Lane, in April, 1928, to J.M. McDevitt, the newspapers were
consolidated into one press, which was sold to the Ballentines in 1952.
The name of the
newspaper?
David Day's labor of love became the Durango Herald!
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"Some people
have had to deal with lawyers before,
but they haven't had to deal with me or Will Rogers!"
Gary Courtney
from his front page community action column
"Ramblings", in the Oklahoma
Legend weekly
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"Considering Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and our other Founding Fathers were smart enough in knowledge of human nature 200 years ago to prohibit an income tax in the Constitution, we've gone a long way cruelly backward on our people, since then, with the IRS."
Gary Courtney,
Author of
"The Evolution of Control - Generation by Generation Expansion of
Government"
Copyright 1994 Gary D. Courtney in the Library of Congress
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To the President and Congress:
"Thank you all very kindly. I'm much obliged for your help.
Now, what are
you doin' in legislation that'll help all the deservin' folks who
can't get
their pen to write as good as mine?"
Gary Courtney
2005
On his written request
crusade to the President and Congress
for their intervention to solve the emergency of
people
dying by being unjustly denied Disability, or
deprived of their basic retirement fixed income benefits
by
Social Security and other government agencies, and
lawyers.
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"Good complexity is that which consists of well-organized
multiple layers of simplicity."
Gary Courtney,
Senior Consultant
on the
two-year total software re-write project for
C&K Petroleum, Houston, Texas
1981
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"The people most likely to be offended by your documenting
something in a memo or letter are:
those who will take advantage of the
situation when you don't,
or
those who want to sweep
something under the rug and
not move to act."
Gary Courtney
1991
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Keynote speech to CEO's & CFO's of nationwide companies at IBM - Houston:
"Preserve
your company's security,
self-sufficiency, and quality control
at
all costs!
Regardless of the accounting picture, pay attention to intangible values.
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Always keep the authors
of your primary Information Systems in-house, | |
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Keep the ability to
update your own software, with valuable new custom efficiencies specifically
for your company's unique needs. One modification
alone can be worth millions, and you have no control over what an outside
programmer could embed in your systems. | |
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Make sure your computer department is managed by someone who has created systems for your industry - not an Accountant, and not an inexperienced college graduate!" |
Gary Courtney, President of Computer Guidance Corporation
1988
Keynote guest speaker to CEO's & CFO's of nationwide Distribution companies
at IBM Woodway offices in Houston, Texas
< Since that speech, company management of
Accounting background across the nation have led a move to do away with in-house
software engineers, to take the cheapest way.
(Valuable software engineers made more money than most accountants and some
Controllers, and PC's
cost less than larger, more secure computers.)
Most Information Systems departments have been put under the management of
accountants or recent college computer graduates, who know just enough to think
they're doing the best possible, rather than experienced Chief Information Officers.
As a result:
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The lack of ability to create their own new custom efficiencies has cost American industry an estimated over $70 trillion, during only the last two decades. Most companies are ignorant of what they are missing, and operate "in little boxes", all on the same software. Hiring of a computer manager and staff is too commonly focused upon someone to connect boxes, and to keep a network running, not upon knowledge of the industry and applications design. | |
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First computer support has gone to Accounting, rather than "front-lines" Operating Departments of companies, which generate the money. This is evident in the Distribution industry with the secondary priority of Sales and Marketing and Inventory/Purchasing, and in the Oil and Gas industry with Geological and Geophysical departments. Accounting always gets primary priority, as long as the Controller or CFO is responsible for the computer department. | |
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The last recent international virus cost over $10
billion in damages overnight, and | |
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No one knows what is in the canned programs we buy now,
created in foreign countries. Future problems may surface that make the "Y2K"
crisis seem like a party, and |
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Quotes of Note
When It's Winter in Vallecito
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How You Know You're a Bachelor
by
Gary Courtney
When
you re-use a Styrofoam cup so many times your coffee starts to seep through it.
When
you shop for food that doesn't easily scorch or burn.
When
your interest in the store is more focused on the attractive customers and
employees, than on the food on the shelf.
When
you keep receipts, not for proof of purchase, but for the phone numbers you
wrote on them.
When
you look for recipes, like Bisquik, with no more than three ingredients.
When
you move the sofa from one side of the room to another, without someone asking
you, and the sofa is in the bedroom.
When
you come home late enough from a party to not know the picture on the wall is
hanging crooked.
When
you have to look in the mirror to have someone to argue with.
When
keeping priorities straight means not missing Monday Night Football.
When
you cook stew, because it can be frozen and last several meals.
When
you can take a sip of milk out of the container and not get yelled at, but it's
spoiled from age.
When
there's no one to blame for the blanket coming off you on a cold winter night.
When
there's not enough dirty dishes from a meal to fill the sink.
When
your plates won't break easily, because you bought the best package of 100.
When
your dog is your best friend, because you're the only one there to feed him.
Quotes of Note
How You Know You're a Bachelor
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All the ATV's get put up, and the
snowmobiles get taken out.
A favored mode of transportation is an
Arctic Snow Cat, with tracks.
It looks like a National Geographic expedition at the North Pole.
The way out of your house after a snow is
through the second floor window.
Nike tennis shoes are traded for snowshoes
and ski poles.
You'll trade anything for a set of
tire chains and four-wheel drive.
(That's how I lost my last wife, but my Jeep still runs good.)
The only fatalities are from "cabin fever".
Makes for fewer divorces to mess with, come Spring.
Even an outhouse is too far away.
Bank and boat fishing turn to ice fishing.
The only boats left in the marinas are
abandoned ones.
No one can drown in Vallecito Lake. What's
left is frozen over.
The way to Durango becomes through Bayfield
- NOT Florida Road.
It's time for plumbing problems to start at
Wit's End.
Wood is cheaper than propane.
Real Estate agents head south.
Lawyers fly north, because Santa won't bring
them gifts, but
they can use their own plane to file a complaint motion at the North Pole.
Check the Healy's revised store hours at
Country Market.
"Geronimo" the buffalo's fur coat is used as
a forecast of the season.
Vehicles are sporting snowplows on the
front.
The cross country ski club passes you in
your car.
If someone says, "Keep your shirt on!", they
really mean it.
The greatest danger to mailboxes is snowplow
wake.
Culvert No. 39 is no longer a concern. You
can't find where it's buried by the snow, anyway.
You might as well use black and white film
in your camera.
The family dog is frozen to the metal fence
post, when he hikes his leg.
Only basketball players can be seen above
the snow.
and ---
It's like the power outage in New York City.
Nine months later, there's a local baby boom!
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Quotes of Note
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Copyright 2005 Gary D. Courtney